Salma Hayak sure is purty Photo

Her waist, it is so thin
I think I speak for everyone here in saying I’m totally cool with Salma Hayek making more public appearances. That’s her at the “Ein Herz Für Kinder” charity gala in Berlin on Saturday. My high school German may be a bit rusty but I’m pretty sure that I just said Salma Hayek has sweet tits.

Kind reader Wolfgang just informed me that “Ein Herz Für Kinder” actually means “A Heart for Children.” That’s pretty dumb. Seems like you’d get a lot more donations if you named your charity “Salma Hayek Has Sweet Tits.”
Salma Valgarma Hayek Jiménez (born September 2, 1966) is a Mexican actress, director, and television and film producer. Hayek’s charitable work includes increasing awareness on violence against women and discrimination against immigrants.[1][dead link]
Hayek is the first Mexican national to be nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actress. She is one of the most prominent Mexican figures in Hollywood since silent film actress Dolores del Río. She is also, after Fernanda Montenegro, the second of three Latin American actresses (the other being Catalina Sandino Moreno) to achieve a Best Actress Oscar nomination.

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